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Q: What if I get lost?
A: Don't worry, we have a team of highly trained, non-sensory-deprived guides who will walk you into the wall of the obstacle course.
Q: Can I bring my own blindfold?
A: No, we have a strict policy of no outside blindfolds. We have a selection of our own, expertly designed, ergonomic blindfolds. Trust us, you won't want to go back to your old one.
Q: What if I trip and hurt myself?
A: Don't worry, our state-of-the-art obstacle course floor is made of soft, squishy, and completely non-slippery material. You'll be fine... probably.
Q: Can I wear my favorite sports jersey?
A: No, we have a dress code: all-black, all-sneakers, all-confidence. Anything less, and you're just taking up space.
Q: Can I bring my service animal?
A: Only if it's a service animal that is trained to guide people through obstacle courses while blindfolded.
Q: What if I need to ask for help?
A: Just yell "Help" really loudly, and one of our highly trained team members will be there in 2.5 seconds, or as long as it takes them to walk to the nearest water fountain.
Q: How long does it take to complete the course?
A: Well, that depends on how many times you need to be led to the nearest exit by our highly trained guides. Let's just say, it takes as long as you need, but no longer than 2 hours.