1. Participants must navigate the course with both hands and feet bound by thick, industrial-strength duct tape.
2. The first obstacle is a 20-foot-long pit of fluffy kittens. Do not worry, they are harmless (mostly).
3. The second obstacle is a series of increasingly smaller, spinning top-like platforms. Don't think too long, just jump.
4. The final obstacle is a large, spinning, flame-throwing drill press. Don't. Just don't.
5. The first participant to reach the finish line without incident will be awarded a year's supply of duct tape.