Because who needs trust falls when you can just tell bad jokes?
Warning: The following content is not actually funny. Proceed with caution.
Because it was a fowl move.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Because you heard we had a "gaggle" of laughs?
But honestly, it's just more of a scream.