Are you stuck in the inflatable and wondering how to get out? Look no further! Here are some answers to the most frequently asked questions.
A: The inflatable is a highly classified government experiment in human psychology. Your participation is mandatory.
A: The inflatable is made of a special, highly compressible material that is also highly resistant to escape attempts.
A: We're working on it. But for now, just enjoy the view and the free snacks.