Are your coworkers constantly rolling their eyes at your expense? Do you find yourself constantly rolling your eyes at theirs? Do you just want to protect your eyes from the constant barrage of eye-rolling? Look no further than our team of experts in Eye Rolling Protection Services (ERPS).
Our ERPS team has years of experience in protecting clients' eyes from the most extreme cases of eye-rolling. We use only the latest and greatest in eye-protecting technology, including:
- Eye shields made from the finest imported Swedish steel
- Custom-fit eye goggles for maximum comfort and protection
- State-of-the-art eye-tracking software to detect even the slightest hint of eye-rolling
We're not just a team-building activity, we're a full-fledged eye-protecting service. Contact us today to schedule your appointment and let us save your eyes from certain eye-rolling doom.