As we approach the mystical Inflatuation Station, the air grows thick with anticipation. The once-peaceful landscape is now a sea of colorful balloons, each one a harbinger of the trials to come.
According to local legend, the Inflatuation Station holds the secrets of the ancient art of inflating oneself into a state of near-infinity, where one's ego and sanity are stretched to their breaking points.
You've heard rumors of the infamous "Balloontologist" who resides here, able to inflate even the most skeptical of minds.
Will you:
- Meet the Balloontologist and undergo the Inflation Treatment
- Flee the Station and risk the consequences of premature de-inflation