The Most Dysfunctional Team in the Multiverse

We're looking for individuals who enjoy:

• Caffeine-fueled chaos
• Uncoordinated team sports
• Unending meetings
• Miscommunication
• Unpredictable time zones

Join us for:

• Bi-weekly meetings about the last meeting
• Unconventional team-building activities
• Free coffee (but only for those who bring their own creamer)
• Mandatory team-building retreats to an abandoned theme park

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