The Most Dysfunctional Team in the Multiverse
We're looking for individuals who enjoy:
- Caffeine-fueled chaos
- Uncoordinated team sports
- Unending meetings
- Miscommunication
- Unpredictable time zones
Join us for:
- Bi-weekly meetings about the last meeting
- Unconventional team-building activities
- Free coffee (but only for those who bring their own creamer)
- Mandatory team-building retreats to an abandoned theme park
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