TEAM BUILDING AGENDA:

😀 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Arrival of the Uncoordinated Masses

• Breakfast Buffet: Where the Freebies Flow Like Water
• Team Bonding Activities: Where You'll Probably Just Talk About the Weather

😉 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Actual Meeting Time (Don't Get Too Excited)

• Quarterly Goals: Because We Need Something to Strive For
• Departing Comments: Where You Can Just Say Something Nice About Your Coworker

😟 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunchtime: Where You Can Just Eat All the Free Stuff

😟 1:00 PM: The End: Because We All Have to Go Back to Our Cubicles and Pretend to Be Productive