As per our previous meeting, the team has collectively decided that our coffee machine has been acting suspiciously. We have reason to believe it may be plotting against us. Please report any further malfunctions to the IT department.
Proceed to Subsection 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Go to Subsection 3: The Secret Meeting of the Illuminati
The donuts have vanished, and all evidence points to a coordinated attack by the break room vending machine. We have reason to believe that the vending machine may be in cahoots with the coffee machine.
Dive deeper into Subsection 2.1: The Conspiracy Theory
Explore Subsection 2.2: The Vending Machine's Secret Life
For those who are not already aware, the Illuminati has taken over the top floor. We have reason to believe they are planning a takeover of the entire building.