What's New:
Today, we're introducing the new "Couch-to-5K" program, where you'll be expected to run 5K on the treadmill for 30 minutes straight. No breaks, no excuses. We'll provide the sweat.
We're also introducing a new "Bingo Night" tradition, where you'll have to find someone in the office who shares your birthday and get their name on a virtual BINGO card. Prizes include extra break time and a free lunch.
And, of course, there's the mandatory "Karaoke Night" where you'll sing your favorite song, but only if it's from the 90s. We'll provide the boombox and the embarrassment.
Don't forget to RSVP to the "Catering Preferences" form, so we can know what kind of snacks you'll be tolerating.