Team Building: Because Micromanaging Isn't Enough
Our team building program is designed to help you get the most out of your employees. With our expert guidance, you'll be able to breathe down your team's necks, monitor their every move, and dictate every aspect of their lives.
Our program includes:
- Regular performance reviews that will make you question your life choices
- Quarterly team-building events that are really just excuses to spy on your employees
- A comprehensive system for tracking and analyzing every move your employees make
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