Procrastination Justification 5: The Art of Doing Nothing

Why Bother, Really?

You're already an adult, you've got bills to pay. What's the point of rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off?

Think of it, you've got all the time you need. The world won't end today, and your deadlines are just suggestions. You can always just... not do it.

Procrastination Techniques:

1. Make a To-Don't List
2. Create a "To-Do" list, then stare at it
3. Practice extreme napping
4. Learn the art of folding a fitted sheet in 17 different ways

Achievements:

You have successfully justified your procrastination for 5 whole minutes! Congratulations, you're one step closer to being a true master of the craft.