We're not just a department, we're an empire. With layers of bureaucratic red tape, we're the ultimate obstacle to progress.
Our incredibly efficient processes will take your project 10-20 years to complete, but only if it's worth it. Otherwise, it's just 50-60 years.
Don't believe us? Check out our proof of concept to see how we've been doing it this way for generations.
We have a variety of sub-departments that can help you navigate the complexities of our bureaucracy, each with their own special brand of red tape: