Our Designs That Hurt Your Eyes

Warning: the following designs have been known to cause eye strain, headaches, and existential dread. Proceed at your own risk.

We've been told our designs are "interesting", "bold", and "eye-catching". We're not sorry, not sorry at all.

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• Designs That Make You Question the Meaning of Life
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