At Team Creative, we're not just a team, we're a family... with high-interest loans and crippling credit card debt. As such, we've put together this completely-not-at-all-optional privacy policy to ensure you, our valued clients, know exactly how we use your data. Or, you know, to sell it to our advertisers. Or, you know, to fund our artisanal coffee habit.
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We collect all the usual stuff: IP addresses, browser data, the works. But also, we collect your deepest secrets and most embarrassing stories, and sell them to our friends at Bill Collector Co-op. Don't worry, we promise not to share them with anyone you don't want us to share them with. Unless you're a lawyer or an insurance agent. Then we'll sell them to everyone.
We use your data to make our bills look more attractive. And by "attractive," we mean we use it to make them look like they're due tomorrow. And then we use it to calculate our exacting interest rates. It's science, folks. Real science.