Our Bills Are So Expensive
Section 1: Terms and Conditions
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Our bills are so expensive, you might need a second mortgage to pay them. Click here to learn more about our billing system.
Back to main pageSection 1.1: Our Bill Breakdown
Here's a breakdown of our billing structure:
- Base rate: $50 per hour
- Overage: $100 per hour
- Billing errors: $500 per mistake