We're glad you asked. Our bills are expensive because, honestly, we're not exactly known for our frugality.
It's not just our love for artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, cruelty-free, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, artisanal, craft beer that's driving up the costs. Nope, it's our passion for high-quality, cutting-edge, industry-leading, innovative, futuristic, bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge-technology.
But don't worry, our CEO has assured us that we'll make it up to our employees in the next fiscal quarter... probably.
Want to learn more about our company culture? Check out ourCEO is a Magician page!