For when you really don't know what to do
We'll pretend to listen to you and your concerns, but really we're just here to make a profit
Proceed to Step 2: Make a Half-Baked DecisionWe'll make a decision, but it might be wrong, and we'll just hope it doesn't come back to haunt us
Proceed to Step 3: Blame the InternsThey're young, they're cheap, and they're expendable
Proceed to Step 4: Sue the LawyersThey're always getting in the way, always asking questions
Proceed to Step 5: Eat a Whole Pizza by YourselfWe've earned it, after all the stress and the drama