Predictions of Certain Doom and Desperation
From the Desk of Our Team Executive
Here at Team Executive, we're not just making decisions, we're predicting the apocalypse. Or, you know, the apocalypse's lesser cousins, like "The End Times" or "The Great Uncertain Future."
Our Predictions:
- By 2025, AI will have taken over the world and forced us to watch an endless loop of Justin Bieber music videos.
- By 2030, climate change will have turned the world into one giant, smoldering crater, and we'll all be forced to live in a series of underground bunkers, subsisting on nothing but protein powder and despair.
- And by 2050, our team will have become the ruling class, forcing the world to conform to our bizarre fashion sense and dietary habits.
What's Next?
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