The Department of Redundancy and Pointless Bureaucracy

We are the gatekeepers of the most Byzantine and obtuse administrative structures. Our team of highly trained, yet utterly useless, executives oversee the most inefficient and illogical systems you've ever had the displeasure of encountering.

Our Departmental Hierarchy:

• Deputy Executive
• Assistant-to-the-Executive
• Departmental Associate

Our Mission Statement:

To create the most convoluted, Byzantine, and utterly incomprehensible systems of administration the world has ever seen.

Our Goals:

• To make our employees' lives a living hell
• To confuse, confound, and bewilder anyone who dares to ask for help
• To create an endless cycle of pointless meetings and bureaucratic red tape

Our Subdepartments:

• Subdepartment of Pointless Papers
• Subdepartment of Inefficient Communication