Meeting Minimizing Protocol

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Our team has implemented the revolutionary Meeting Minimizing Protocol, designed to reduce pointless meetings to a minimum.

Key Features

• Only essential meetings will be conducted in-person. All others will be conducted via Zoom Protocol.
• No meetings will be held on Fridays. It's the only day of the week where productivity actually matters.
• Meetings will be limited to 15 minutes. Any longer and you're just wasting oxygen.

Side Effects

• Some people may experience increased productivity and a sense of accomplishment.
• Others may experience existential dread and a longing for the good old days of pointless meetings.

Subpages

For more information on our Zoom Protocol, or to learn more about our Meeting Attendance Policies, click the links below.

• Zoom Protocol
• Meeting Attendance Policies

Disclaimer

This meeting minimizing protocol is subject to change at any time, without warning. Or notice. Or apology.

Side effects may vary. Or not.

Credits

Thanks to our Management Team for their tireless efforts to minimize our meetings.