Team Executive: The Second-in-Command
Meet the second-in-command, the right-hand man, the one who keeps us from imploding in a sea of incompetence.
Our team executive is responsible for:
- Dealing with the existential dread of being second best.
- Managing the office coffee machine, which is notoriously finicky.
- Providing a steady supply of sarcastic responses to our team's endless queries.
- Convincing the team that "it's fine, we're all doing great."