"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. "I'd rather be right than happy. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'when I finally wake up' person.

JANE DOE is a highly respected expert in the field of being correct. With a proven track record of winning arguments, she's a force to be reckoned with. When she's not busy being right, she enjoys long walks on the beach and eating pizza.

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