Jane Doe

Why We Hire Her:

1. For her unparalleled expertise in Procrastination Techniques
2. Her impressive skills in Extreme Ironing
3. Her uncanny ability to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting

Personal Stats:

• Age: 32
• Occupation: Professional Caffeine Connoisseur
• Interests: Traveling, Binge-watching Netflix, Extreme Ironing