In a shocking turn of events, Jane Doe was last seen packing her bags and leaving the office at 5:05 PM on Friday without notice. Her last words to her coworkers were, "I'm done with this place."
She was last seen sipping margaritas on a deserted island, surrounded by flamingos and a faint scent of despair.
It's rumored that she left behind a trail of empty pizza boxes and a signed contract with a mysterious organization known only as "ECHO-7."