The Most Esteemed Awards of Team Member 1

Awards for outstanding contributions to the field of Procrastination, Binge-Watching, and generally making everyone else's work harder.

For the team member who's been sitting on it the most.

Presented by the CEO for outstanding contributions to the field of sitting.

Winner: Team Member 1

Awarded for sitting on the toilet for a consecutive 24 hours, 3 days, 12 months and 1 week.

A record that will be remembered for generations to come.

Presented on a Tuesday.

For the team member who's been invisible for so long, we're starting to think they're a myth.

Presented by HR for outstanding contributions to the field of not being seen or heard.

Winner: Team Member 1

Awarded for being completely out of sight for a consecutive 5 years, 3 months and 1 week.

A record that will be remembered for generations to come.

Presented on a Monday.

For the team member who's been haunting the server room for so long, we've started to think they're a ghost.

Presented by the CEO for outstanding contributions to the field of making the IT team question their own existence.

Winner: Team Member 1

Awarded for haunting the server room for a consecutive 10 years, 2 months and 1 week.

A record that will be remembered for generations to come.

Presented on a Thursday.