Blinky, our top-secret agent, has returned from a mission of utmost importance. Their mission was to infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of the evil Dr. Reginald Pocketwatch.
Blinky successfully retrieved the coveted Golden Sock, a highly sought-after artifact rumored to have the power to grant its wearer the ability to smell like a freshly baked batch of cookies.
However, Blinky's cover was blown by an overzealous security guard who had a bad case of hiccups and couldn't resist the urge to shout "Halt, who goes there?" at the top of their lungs.
As a result, Blinky was forced to make an emergency landing in a nearby dumpster, where they are currently taking refuge.
