Sarah's Marketing Madness

Where the art of selling meets the science of annoying people.

About Sarah

As a seasoned marketing expert with a passion for bright yellow and bold fonts, Sarah is here to help you sell, sell, SELL! Her expertise lies in crafting the perfect sales pitch, but don't be surprised if she accidentally convinces you that you're buying a timeshare.

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Clients We've Annoyed

Don't worry, we're not all bad! Some of our clients actually like us. Sort of.

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