Award Winner: Alice
Congratulations to Alice for consistently displaying exceptional levels of anxiety in high-pressure situations. Her ability to turn even the most mundane tasks into a heart-stopping experience is truly an art form.
Congratulations to Alice for consistently displaying exceptional levels of anxiety in high-pressure situations. Her ability to turn even the most mundane tasks into a heart-stopping experience is truly an art form.
Bob is a close second to Alice in the art of panicking, but his lack of creativity in his attacks (always just a simple "I'm fine") holds him back from taking the top spot.
Carol's unique blend of anxiety and apathy makes her a wild card in the world of panic attacks. While she rarely actually panics, her ability to feign interest in mundane activities is a talent worthy of recognition.
Stay tuned for the upcoming ceremony where the winners will be awarded a trophy made of a participation medal and a half-hearted apology.
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