Breaking News: Alice is still having panic attacks, but with more flair! Our team's resident anxiety expert (a.k.a. Alice) is back with another update on her ongoing battle with anxiety.
Highlights include:
- Increased tremors: We've noticed a marked increase in Alice's hand shaking, which we're told is a sign of her intense focus.
- Improved pacing: Our team's efforts to get her to walk in circles around the block have yielded results, with Alice now able to maintain a 3.5 minute pace for up to 2 hours without incident.
- Enhanced paranoia: Alice's ability to suspect every person walking by her window of being a spy has been significantly improved, allowing her to spend more time on her 'watchlist'.
Stay tuned for further updates on Alice's condition, and in the meantime, please consider donating to the 'Alice's Anxiety Fund' to help support her recovery.
View Alice's Schedule of Panic Attacks