The year is 2025, and the polar bears are still not impressed.
Our team of expert prophets has been tasked with predicting the apocalypse.
We're not just talking about any apocalypse, no sir. We're talking about the kind with:
We're working around the clock to ensure that when the end comes, it's as stylish as it is devastating.
Our top prophet, Bob, has been taking some very serious notes.
Here's a sneak peek:
Page 1: "The Ice is Melting, Baby!"