Achievement Unlocked: Witty Response on the Internet

Congratulations, You have unlocked the prophets reward of being witty in a response on the internet.

As a renowned expert in the field of being slightly less boring, you have proven yourself worthy of the highest achievement.

For this achievement, you will prophets to be awarded a prize of infinite virtual high-fives, which can be redeemed at our Virtual High-Five Store for the following items:

• The Golden Witty Response Trophy
• The prophets Seal of Approval
• The Internet's Most Likely to Be Right, But Probably Not Really trophy

We will be keeping an eye on your progress, and will award you with even more achievements as you continue to be witty on the internet.

Prophetically Yours,

[Your Name]