For your viewing pleasure, we present the achievements of the Team
Achievements include:
Stapler of the Year Award for stapling 100 documents in under an hour
Top Notch Note Taker Award for taking 500 notes in under 5 minutes
Best Coffee Connoisseur Award for consuming 3 or more cups of coffee per day
Other notable achievements:
Most Meetings Survived Award for sitting through 5 or more meetings per day
Best Use of Jargon Award for using 3 or more buzzwords per sentence