THE PROPHET'S FORECASTS: 2023-06-15
Today's Top Prophetic Insights:
- It is foreseen that the coffee machine in the break room will be out of order for precisely 37 minutes and 14 seconds.
- There is a 99.9% chance of scattered showers and/or existential dread.
- A mysterious figure in a trench coat has been spotted lurking around the perimeter of the building. Do not approach.
Prophetic Predictions for Later This Week:
- The air conditioning will malfunction on Friday at precisely 14:47.
- A meeting will last longer than 45 minutes. Possibly much longer.
- The stapler on the 3rd floor will run out of staples.