Prophet's Forecast for 2024-02-27

According to the ancient art of divination, I foretell:

• Tomorrow will be filled with existential dread and the faint scent of burning toast.

• Beware of the Sudden Onset of Sarcasm, which is expected to strike at precisely 14:30 hours.

• The probability of encountering a free sandwich is 0.00003%.

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