Prophet's Forecast for 2024-02-27
According to the ancient art of divination, I foretell:
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Tomorrow will be filled with existential dread and the faint scent of burning toast.
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Beware of the Sudden Onset of Sarcasm, which is expected to strike at precisely 14:30 hours.
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The probability of encountering a free sandwich is 0.00003%.
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