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Team Prophecies 2023/07/20

Manifestation of Greatness Ominous Signs of Doom Visions of the Future

Welcome to Team Prophet's Prophecies, where we predict the most obvious outcomes with 100% certainty. Today's prophecies are brought to you by our team of expert prophets, who have been training their entire lives to see into the crystal ball of fate.

According to our sources, today's prophecies are:

  1. There will be a high probability of coffee spills on the 3rd floor.
  2. A meeting will start exactly 10 minutes late, as always.
  3. The vending machine in the break room will be out of soda for the 12th consecutive day.

Stay tuned for more prophecies, which we will update regularly. Or not.