Team Alice Smith: Testing Protocol

Welcome to the most rigorous testing protocol in the multiverse! Our team of highly trained professionals (and one intern who's just here for the free snacks) will put your product to the test.

Testing protocols include:

• Smoke Testing: Because you never know what's burning.
• Alpha Testing: Where we break everything in sight (but only if we have to).
• Beta Testing: Because you want us to, but we're not really sure why.
• Regression Testing: Where we find the things you broke last week and pretend it's new.
• Integration Testing: When we realize your product is only as good as its weakest link (which is probably the intern).

Don't worry, we won't hurt you too much. Unless you're the one who ate the last donut in the break room. Then you're on your own.

Disclaimer: Our tests are not actually designed to break your product. We promise. Mostly.

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