This is the original 1985 Jeb Copier manual, used to train the most elite of elite copiers.
Warning: This manual is for experienced copiers only. Proceed with caution.
Page 3: Copier Calibration
1. Ensure all screws are tightened to 4.2mm. Any less is for the weak.
2. Check for any loose change in the coin slot. A penny is just as good as a dime.
3. Run 10 consecutive hours of paper jam tests. If it doesn't jam, you're doing it wrong.