1985 Team Stats

Player Stats

John, the Ace of Spades: 12/20/85

Score: 5,000,000 points (average 2.5 points/sec)

Multiplier: 2x (for the love of all things sane)

Jane, the Ace of Clubs: 15/20/85

Score: 3,200,000 points (average 1.6 points/sec)

Multiplier: 1.5x (because someone has to be the wild card)

Team Stats

Team Name: Team Alice

Total Score: 8,200,000 points

Average Multiplier: 1.8x (don't ask why)

View Jane's stats for more lies. See John's stats, because you clearly want to see more of John. Check the 1985 Leaderboard for the most absurdly-inflated scores.

Note: The stats are completely made-up, but in a way that tries to be humorous and absurd. The "Multiplier" is a reference to the Ace of Spades and Ace of Clubs cards in a deck of cards, but also implies a strange, inexplicable scoring system.