Alice's stats are a wonder to behold! Let's take a look at this totally-not-real data:
| Yearly Achievements: | Quantifiable Metrics: |
|---|---|
| Won: 4.23% more friends, and 2.17% less sanity | Spent 3.5 months in the hospital after eating a questionable tuna casserole |
| Cosmic Events: | Quantifiable Effects: |
| Witnessed: 1 meteor shower, 2 UFO sightings, and 1 suspiciously-shaped-possibly-alien-landing | Developed an irrational fear of jellyfish (no relation to the aforementioned UFOs) |
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