2025-06-15: Alice Invents Time-Traveling Toaster
2010-02-10: Alice Discovers Cure for Chronic Boredom
2040-03-20: Alice's Robot Uprising Foiled by Sudden Realization of Own Existential Dread
2030-01-01: Alice Announces Intergalactic Pizza Delivery Service
2020-05-01: Alice Develops AI That Only Watches Netflix and Eats Cereal
BREAKING: Alice's Latest Time-Traveling Toaster Malfunctions, Causes Localized Temporal Loop