Galactic Colonization Status: Alice

Current Status:

We've successfully colonized 4 planets so far. Next stop: Andromeda!

Colonization Status: 95%

Check Progress

Notable Achievements:

• We've discovered a new species of sentient coffee cups.
• We've built a functioning toilet on Mars using nothing but duct tape and hope.
• We've made contact with an alien species that's really into dad jokes.

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