Alice's Inconsequential Project 2: The Sequel

Where the stakes are higher, the humor is drier

Welcome to Alice's Inconsequential Project 2, where the only thing more impressive than our groundbreaking innovations is our crippling self-doubt.

Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from HR and his cousin Larry) are hard at work on the most epic, the most majestic, the most utterly forgettable project the world has ever seen.

Subprojects:

• Subproject 1: The One with the Nice Office Chair
• Subproject 2: The One with the Broken Coffee Machine

Latest Developments:

• We've managed to break the copier in the break room. Again.
• Bob from HR has been seen arguing with the stapler. Again.

Stay tuned for more thrilling updates on the most exciting project in the world!