Welcome to the Sock Registry: Project 3, where our team of experts in sock-based research and development has been hard at work on the most epic project to ever hit the world of foot apparel: Socks of Unparalleled Proportions (SUP)
We're talking 5-foot-tall, neon-lit, inflatable socks that double as a trampoline, a confetti cannon, and a snack dispenser all at once. It's a game-changer, folks!
Our team consists of: