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Phone: Call us, but don't expect us to answer.
Email: Send us a message, but don't expect us to respond. We're busy saving the galaxy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:
We look forward to not hearing from you.
We are not responsible for any damage caused to your fragile human mind by our telepathic messages. Proceed at your own risk.