42 Sectors of Utter Failure

Because who needs success, anyway?

Sector 1: Inflatable Furniture

We spent all our budget on novelty bean bags and now the office is still waiting for the delivery.

Read more about the bean bag debacle

Sector 2: The Coffee Machine That Never Turned Off Team Alprophet: Sector 2: The Coffee Machine That Never Turned Off

Sector 2: The Coffee Machine That Never Turned Off

We're still trying to remember when it first turned on, and we're not sure if it's a blessing or a curse.

Subsector 1: Coffee Stain

It's been 5 years, and our conference room still has a faint aroma of burnt coffee.

Learn more about the conference room's coffee-scented PTSD

Subsector 2: The Coffee Machine That Ate Our Budget

Who needs a 401k when you have a $10,000 coffee machine?

Discover how we mortgaged our souls for caffeine
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