The Ancient Ones

We're the ones who started it all. Literally.

We're talking, of course, about the earliest known inhabitants of the planet. The ones who first mastered the art of Stone Age Shenanigans. They're the ones who built the first shelters, hunted the first beasts, and made the first really bad pottery.

• Civlizations: Where the ancient ones went from primitive to... well, less primitive.
• Myths of old: Because someone had to come up with something to explain all those really bad haircuts.
• Tech-No-Logic: Because fire was hard to make.