Sassy Attacks: Because You Can't Even Handle the Sass

Attack 1: The Sassy Squirt Gun

A concentrated blast of sassy water, guaranteed to douse any opponent's flames of confidence.

Attack 2: The Burn-it-All-Down Sassy Scream

A piercing shriek that'll leave your enemies reeling and wondering what hit 'em.

Attack 3: The Sassy Sock Puppet Showdown

Out-socking the competition with an arsenal of sassy remarks, delivered with an air of nonchalance.

Sassy Attacks are a trademarked and registered trademark of The Ancient Sassy Order.