The Sassy Sass Attack of 2000

A Legend in its Own Right

It was a dark time in the year 2000. The world was on the brink of collapse, and only one thing was certain: Zythor, the Sassy Sass Master, would unleash its fury upon us all.

With a flick of its wrist and a snap of its fingers, Zythor brought the internet to its knees. Websites shook, servers shuddered, and the very fabric of reality seemed to unravel.

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