Attack of the SASSy Squirrel Brigade

Leader: Zythor the Unyielding

We are the SASS Attack Team. Our fearless leader, Zythor the Unyielding, has decreed that our next mission shall be to take down the nefarious "Fashionistas of Frivolity" who have been polluting the land with their gaudy prints and tacky trinkets.

Our arsenal is stocked with the finest SASS-based weapons, crafted by the wisest and most skilled artisans of the land. We will not be silenced, we will not be deterred, and we will not be covered in anything that is not a tasteful combination of black, white, and a hint of grey.

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